Thought the BSG miniseries was too long? How about the five-minute version?!?
Doral: Captain, thank goodness you’re here. Something needs to be done about that woman!
Apollo: Look, I know we’re all upset that they changed Starbuck, but –
Doral: I meant Secretary Roslin.
Apollo: Has she done something?
Doral: She’s taken charge in a calm, collected, and rational manner!
Apollo: Uh… huh. I can see why you’re so upset.